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So it got me to thinking…
What is some sh*t runners say?
Hmmm. How about…
- I'm gonna just do an 'easy' six miles today.
- I was supposed to do a long run but only got 10 in.
- I wonder if I should just pee on myself and try to PR this race?
- I know I just ran 26.2 miles but I am disappointed. I only shaved 1 minute off my last time.
- Don't forget to DVR the Olympic Trials.
- Yippee! GU now has a peanut butter flavor!
- Hell no I won't get chicked.
- Hell. I just got chicked.
- Yes! Negative splits!
- All I want for Christmas is a new Garmin. And maybe some cold weather gear. Oh OK and a copy of "Spirit of The Marathon."
- Woo hoo / boo hoo - hill work.
- Lost another toe nail. Oh well.
- "Please don't pants my poop."
- I totally bonked after hitting the wall so today I'm just going for a recovery run.
- Ugh. Taper sucks. I just want to get out there and run.
What am I missing?
What would you add to the list?
Happy Friday all…