Friday, January 13, 2012

Sh*t Runners Say...

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I've seen all of these videos popping up on FB - "sh*t white girls say, black girls say, club people say, etc, etc…"

So it got me to thinking…

What is some sh*t runners say?

Hmmm.  How about…

Big news!
  1. I'm gonna just do an 'easy' six miles today.
  2. I was supposed to do a long run but only got 10 in.
  3. I wonder if I should just pee on myself and try to PR this race?
  4. I know I just ran 26.2 miles but I am disappointed.  I only shaved 1 minute off my last time.
  5. Don't forget to DVR the Olympic Trials.
  6. Fartleks.
  7. Yippee! GU now has a peanut butter flavor!
  8. Hell no I won't get chicked.
  9. Hell. I just got chicked.
  10. Yes! Negative splits!
  11. All I want for Christmas is a new Garmin. And maybe some cold weather gear. Oh OK and a copy of "Spirit of The Marathon."
  12. Woo hoo / boo hoo - hill work.
  13. Lost another toe nail. Oh well.
  14. "Please don't pants my poop."
  15. I totally bonked after hitting the wall so today I'm just going for a recovery run.
  16. Ugh. Taper sucks. I just want to get out there and run.
What am I missing?

What would you add to the list?

Happy Friday all…

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