Sh*t runners NEVER say

As I was writing yesterday's post "Sh*t runners say" I realized that there are even more things us runners would NEVER say.

Sh*t runners never say:

1. 25.2 already? Damn, only one more mile.
2. No, no. I don't want the medal - running was its own reward.
3. I'm not hungry.
4. I like being the slowest in the group.
5. I really hope I don't PR this time.
6. What does BQ mean? 
7. I decided to race without my Garmin.
8. One pair of sneakers are plenty.
9. How many miles is this marathon?
10. I'd rather be walking.
11. This sport would be so much easier if it was all uphill.
12. Can you pass me my jean jacket - going for a run.
13. Nothing sucks more than crossing a finish line.
14. I hope there are a bunch of dogs off their leashes at the park today!
15. Oh, how fun. An ice storm.
16. I'm so glad I had the burrito and hot wings before this 16 miler. Great call.
17. I hope I "pants my poop" this time ;)
18. Awesome! I'm injured - now I get to rest for a few weeks!
19. Thank God for the wall of walkers in front of me, now I can slow down.
20. Woot! I just ran thru a pile of dog poop - It's my lucky day.

Now I'm sure I'm missing at least 20 more so bring on your own 'sh*t us runners would NEVER say' in the comments below!

Have a great day!

XO

Jen

Sh*t Runners Say...

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I've seen all of these videos popping up on FB - "sh*t white girls say, black girls say, club people say, etc, etc…"

So it got me to thinking…

What is some sh*t runners say?

Hmmm.  How about…

Big news!

1. I'm gonna just do an 'easy' six miles today.
2. I was supposed to do a long run but only got 10 in.
3. I wonder if I should just pee on myself and try to PR this race?
4. I know I just ran 26.2 miles but I am disappointed.  I only shaved 1 minute off my last time.
5. Don't forget to DVR the Olympic Trials.
6. Fartleks.
7. Yippee! GU now has a peanut butter flavor!
8. Hell no I won't get chicked.
9. Hell. I just got chicked.
10. Yes! Negative splits!
11. All I want for Christmas is a new Garmin. And maybe some cold weather gear. Oh OK and a copy of "Spirit of The Marathon."
12. Woo hoo / boo hoo - hill work.
13. Lost another toe nail. Oh well.
14. "Please don't pants my poop."
15. I totally bonked after hitting the wall so today I'm just going for a recovery run.
16. Ugh. Taper sucks. I just want to get out there and run.

What am I missing?

What would you add to the list?

Happy Friday all…

XO

Jen