Sh*t runners never say:
- 25.2 already? Damn, only one more mile.
- No, no. I don't want the medal - running was its own reward.
- I'm not hungry.
- I like being the slowest in the group.
- I really hope I don't PR this time.
- What does BQ mean?
- I decided to race without my Garmin.
- One pair of sneakers are plenty.
- How many miles is this marathon?
- I'd rather be walking.
- This sport would be so much easier if it was all uphill.
- Can you pass me my jean jacket - going for a run.
- Nothing sucks more than crossing a finish line.
- I hope there are a bunch of dogs off their leashes at the park today!
- Oh, how fun. An ice storm.
- I'm so glad I had the burrito and hot wings before this 16 miler. Great call.
- I hope I "pants my poop" this time ;)
- Awesome! I'm injured - now I get to rest for a few weeks!
- Thank God for the wall of walkers in front of me, now I can slow down.
- Woot! I just ran thru a pile of dog poop - It's my lucky day.
Now I'm sure I'm missing at least 20 more so bring on your own 'sh*t us runners would NEVER say' in the comments below!
Have a great day!
XO
Jen
14 comments:
If found passed out before the finish reset my Garmin and leave me where I am!
These are great! I'll add, "I was hoping for this headwind!"
hahaha good ones - Miss Zippy - it's so true… I love this feeling of running in place!
I had to go watch the "Pants my Poop" video. That is hilarious!!
"pants my poop" is a favorite saying between Ward and I when we leave for our long runs! That video is hilarious!!! and I love you list.
This humidity is awesome - breathing is SO easy.
I love eating bugs when I run!
YES! 25° with 25 MPH wind to feel like 9° makes for an awesome run!
Good ones!! Thanks for stopping by :)
awesome!
You are funny! That picture is priceless.
I just won a marathon! Woohoo! Time for a victory lap!
There's nothing sexier than a cute girl... ponytail bouncing as she runs... long, lean legs... short shorts... blowing giant snot rockets...
Time to put together a playlist for my next race. Hhmm... which Yanni songs should I pick to give me a boost during the last few miles?
Wait - did that person on the side of the road just yell "Run, Forrest!" at me? That's awesome! I've never heard that one before!
Ok, the DNF video made me sob, I mean UGLY cry. This one had me crying tears of laughter!! Thank you!
I don't need to buy any new gear.
I really hope that those truckers catcall at me.
I always feel bad after a run.
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