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So it got me to thinking…
What is some sh*t runners say?
Hmmm. How about…
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- I'm gonna just do an 'easy' six miles today.
- I was supposed to do a long run but only got 10 in.
- I wonder if I should just pee on myself and try to PR this race?
- I know I just ran 26.2 miles but I am disappointed. I only shaved 1 minute off my last time.
- Don't forget to DVR the Olympic Trials.
- Fartleks.
- Yippee! GU now has a peanut butter flavor!
- Hell no I won't get chicked.
- Hell. I just got chicked.
- Yes! Negative splits!
- All I want for Christmas is a new Garmin. And maybe some cold weather gear. Oh OK and a copy of "Spirit of The Marathon."
- Woo hoo / boo hoo - hill work.
- Lost another toe nail. Oh well.
- "Please don't pants my poop."
- I totally bonked after hitting the wall so today I'm just going for a recovery run.
- Ugh. Taper sucks. I just want to get out there and run.
What am I missing?
What would you add to the list?
Happy Friday all…
XO
Jen
13 comments:
I've said to my hubby, "Ughh...I think I'm getting sick. I'm going to go for a run to see if I feel better"
Those circles? Oh, it's just my nipples, they're bleeding.
Wait - cropdusting is a farming term too?
hahah - keep them coming! Love it!
Don't pants your poop - That video was hilarious!!!
F*ck it I'm going to go harder and faster.
Can I hold it to the next porta-potty? Can I? Stop now? What do I do?
How about....I'm not feeling good in this run right now. I will feel better if I run faster!
OMG ... this is hilarious! and so true!
I've said this: "I'm bored. Think I'll go for a run. Nothing big, just 5 or 6 miles"
love it!
I'm so tired. Going for a run will wake me up! (happens every time I have an evening run)
"&#%@! My ______ is chafed."
hahahahaha!! These are great guys - keep at em.
Peanut Butter Gu?!?!?!?! Go to Florida for a week and look what I miss! Yay!
And I love this post, friend! :)
How about "I swear it's my shorts that stink, not me"
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