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Friday, January 13, 2012

Sh*t Runners Say...

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I've seen all of these videos popping up on FB - "sh*t white girls say, black girls say, club people say, etc, etc…"

So it got me to thinking…

What is some sh*t runners say?

Hmmm.  How about…


Big news!
  1. I'm gonna just do an 'easy' six miles today.
  2. I was supposed to do a long run but only got 10 in.
  3. I wonder if I should just pee on myself and try to PR this race?
  4. I know I just ran 26.2 miles but I am disappointed.  I only shaved 1 minute off my last time.
  5. Don't forget to DVR the Olympic Trials.
  6. Fartleks.
  7. Yippee! GU now has a peanut butter flavor!
  8. Hell no I won't get chicked.
  9. Hell. I just got chicked.
  10. Yes! Negative splits!
  11. All I want for Christmas is a new Garmin. And maybe some cold weather gear. Oh OK and a copy of "Spirit of The Marathon."
  12. Woo hoo / boo hoo - hill work.
  13. Lost another toe nail. Oh well.
  14. "Please don't pants my poop."
  15. I totally bonked after hitting the wall so today I'm just going for a recovery run.
  16. Ugh. Taper sucks. I just want to get out there and run.
What am I missing?

What would you add to the list?

Happy Friday all…

XO
Jen
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13 comments:

  1. Michele @nycrunningmamaJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    I've said to my hubby, "Ughh...I think I'm getting sick. I'm going to go for a run to see if I feel better"

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  2. DamianJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Those circles? Oh, it's just my nipples, they're bleeding.

    Wait - cropdusting is a farming term too?

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  3. UnknownJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    hahah - keep them coming! Love it!

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  4. The SkårtistJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    Don't pants your poop - That video was hilarious!!!

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  5. JasonJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:51 AM

    F*ck it I'm going to go harder and faster.

    Can I hold it to the next porta-potty? Can I? Stop now? What do I do?

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  6. Erica GormanJanuary 13, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    How about....I'm not feeling good in this run right now. I will feel better if I run faster!

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  7. UnknownJanuary 13, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    OMG ... this is hilarious! and so true!

    I've said this: "I'm bored. Think I'll go for a run. Nothing big, just 5 or 6 miles"

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  8. UnknownJanuary 13, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    love it!

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  9. Rose @ Eat, Drink, and Be MeiriJanuary 13, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    I'm so tired. Going for a run will wake me up! (happens every time I have an evening run)

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  10. KevinJanuary 13, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    "&#%@! My ______ is chafed."

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  11. UnknownJanuary 13, 2012 at 3:07 PM

    hahahahaha!! These are great guys - keep at em.

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  12. SaraJanuary 13, 2012 at 4:29 PM

    Peanut Butter Gu?!?!?!?! Go to Florida for a week and look what I miss! Yay!

    And I love this post, friend! :)

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  13. Running With The GirlsJanuary 14, 2012 at 7:39 PM

    How about "I swear it's my shorts that stink, not me"

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