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Saturday, March 13, 2010

day 34 - 49 days to go... the scale is still not my friend


Bah.  Up AGAIN.  It's just so cruel.  Especially sitting next to this woman...

"I'm so excited.  I lost 4 pounds and I haven't been to weight watchers in a month and ate McDonald's for lunch all week!  I don't know how I did it but whew.  Awesome!"  Must have been the soda.  I cut coke out of one meal a day and it's done wonders.

Yeefriggenha, lady.  Awesome.  You know what's awesome?  The restraint I'm showing from not smacking you in the head.

Oh?  How did I do?  Great.  Ran 15 miles this week, ate 6 apples, 4 bowls of oatmeal and ate a bowl of plain iceberg lettuce as my best friend ate some monster burger and cheese fries at Johnny Rockets and I *only* managed to gain .2!  WOOOfriggenHOOO!

I cut out regular soda, butter, milk, icecream, bread, most sugar, mayonaise and cheese in 1984.  I've got nothing else to cut out.  I know.  Maybe I can give up air.  Maybe that last glass of water of the day is doing me in.  I can give that up.  Surely, that'll get the number to move.

OH BAH HUMBUG.  It's fine.  I'm fine.  Just venting a little.  I know all about the muscle and the inches... blah, blah, blah.  Just complaining.  I feel a little ripped off is all.  I really thought that really watching my food and exercising every day of the week would move those numbers - and 1.6 pounds in  34 days is not what I had in mind.  My husband can lose that if he eats just half his bagel one day in the week!  SIGH...  I gotta go.  I'm on my way to the gym.

XO

Jen

4 comments:

  1. I have no words of condolences for your lack of loss....

    but seriously?!! You ate a bowl of lettuce? while your friend ate a burger? wow!!!

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  2. LOL - thanks Sara. I really did. Iceberg. With a few sorry pieces of diced tomato. The "garden" salad at Johnny Rockets is a sorry sight.

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  3. LOL!!!! Literally! I'm sorry but your sad tale is very entertaining. It may be my favorite post. (Writing wise, certainly not content.) I won't give you any bogus pep talk. It's bullshit and you should be annoyed.

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  4. Well thanks, you know writing something funny comes before losing weight any day of the week anyway! So it's all good :)

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